🧾 The Ingredients
For the Patties:
1 (14.75 oz) can of wild-caught salmon (do not drain completely!)
1 sleeve of saltine crackers (about 30–35 crackers), finely crushed
1 large egg, lightly beaten
¼ cup yellow onion, finely minced
¼ cup celery, finely minced (adds that classic crunch!)
2 tbsp mayonnaise (optional, but adds incredible moisture)
1 tsp Old Bay seasoning (or seafood seasoning)
1 tbsp fresh parsley, chopped (or 1 tsp dried)
½ tsp black pepper (you likely won't need salt—canned salmon is salty!)
2 tbsp butter + 2 tbsp vegetable oil (for frying)
For the Quick Old-Fashioned Sauce (Optional but Highly Recommended):
½ cup mayonnaise
2 tbsp sweet pickle relish (or dill relish)
1 tsp lemon juice
A dash of hot sauce or paprika
📝 The Method
1. Prep the Salmon (The Old-School Way)
Open your can of salmon and pour it into a large mixing bowl. Do not drain it all away! Pour off about half of the liquid, but leave the rest in the bowl.Now, pick through the salmon. You will see some round, soft bones. Do not throw them away! Use your fingers to crush those bones into the salmon—they are packed with calcium and completely dissolve into the patties. Flake the salmon up with a fork, breaking up any large chunks.
2. Mix the Patties
Add the crushed saltines, beaten egg, minced onion, celery, mayonnaise, Old Bay, parsley, and black pepper to the salmon.Use your hands (this is the best tool!) to gently mix everything until it just comes together. You want it combined, but don't overwork it or the patties will be tough. The mixture should be moist enough to hold together; if it feels too dry, add a splash of the reserved salmon liquid.
3. Form and Chill (CRUCIAL STEP!)
Shape the mixture into 6 to 8 patties, about ¾-inch thick. Place them on a plate or baking sheet, cover with plastic wrap, and pop them in the fridge for at least 20 minutes. This is the secret to keeping them from falling apart in the pan!4. The Perfect Fry
Heat the butter and oil in a large, heavy-bottomed skillet (cast iron is perfect) over medium heat. The oil prevents the butter from burning, and the butter gives that gorgeous brown crust.Once the butter is sizzling, gently place the chilled patties into the pan (work in batches—don't crowd them). Fry for 4 to 5 minutes per side, until they are deep golden brown and crispy. Flip them carefully using a thin spatula.
5. Drain and Serve
Transfer the cooked patties to a plate lined with paper towels to absorb any excess grease.🍽️ How to Serve Them Old-Fashioned Style
The Classic Way: Place a patty on a plate, squeeze a wedge of fresh lemon over the top, and serve with a big dollop of that tangy relish sauce.
The "Po' Boy" Way: Tuck a patty into a soft hoagie roll with shredded lettuce, tomato, and a drizzle of hot sauce.
The Sunday Supper Way: Serve alongside creamy mashed potatoes, buttered green beans, and a slice of cornbread.
👵🏻 Granny’s Golden Tips
Don't skip the chill: If you try to fry these immediately, they will absorb too much oil and crumble in the pan. Cold patties = crispy patties.
Crush those crackers finely: Put them in a zip-top bag and roll over them with a rolling pin until they look like sand. Big chunks won't bind properly.
Mix gently: The more you handle salmon, the more it releases a fishy protein. Handle it gently for the sweetest, mildest flavor!



